In case you are trapped in a cave or stranded on a desert island, you’ve probably heard that today was the day that Apple would announce their new iPhone. That may excite some of you while annoying many others. Regardless of whether or not an Apple iPhone is your cup of tea, Apple as a company has led innovation in consumer electronics in a way that has inspired a dedicated following. As with just about everything else, Fanboys tend to get tattoos. Here’s the best of the bunch when it comes to Apple, Mac, and new iphone tattoos.
Corporate Logos Make Good Tattoos
It’s the belief of some that the company that brought them the iPhone 6 (and a new iPhone every 10 months or so) deserves a permanent place on their bodies. Never mind that Apple already owns their wallet, these fanboys want to give more! They just want to be a part of the magic! No better way to do that than by getting a tattoo, right?
Apple Slogan Tattoos: ‘Cause Why Not?
It makes sense that an innovative technology company like Apple would use bold and inspiring slogans to drive sales. Unfortunately, some of them actually inspired people… to stand in line for three days while awaiting their new iphone (only to be subverted by an announcement that an even newer new iphone with more memory and solid gold dongles will be released in two weeks). Sorry, that just sorta slipped out. No, it’s cool. This is the perfect moment to look to these inspirational quotes…
When a New iPhone Just Won’t Do: Steve Jobs Tattoos
Steve Jobs changed the world, dude. He deserves your respect. And by that we mean you should worship him like the golden god of planned obsolescence that he is. We recommend getting his face tattooed on your flesh. Of course, the other option is ritual animal sacrifice so, you know, take your pick. C’mon man, the new iPhone requires SOULS. It’s so much more energy efficient and GREEN.
There Isn’t Much Else To Say
At the rate new iphones are produced, we’d assume that Apple fans would be afraid of something as permanent as a tattoo. But hey, at least the tattoo is a good investment!
We jest, we jest. It’s all in good fun. To be fair, we’d do this for Android, Windows, or Linux… but we don’t think anyone would care. We’ll leave you with this gnarly WTF gem:
Looking for Some Sweet Ink? Check these out!
It’s probably a good idea to avoid tattoos that center on consumer products made by billion-dollar corporations. Get some ideas on what your next (or first) tattoo could be with these links below.
- Traditional Tattoos
- Japanese Tattoos (and their meaning)
- Cat Tattoos
- Gnarly Cloud Tattoos (and their meaning)
- Lantern Tattoos (different styles and meanings)
- Sweet Bird Tattoos